Dear Diary: No sooner was I back at The White House, than Valjar presented me with a densely-filled schedule. First on the list was a visit from Dr. S.H. Rink, psychiatrist to the stars, who would be calling on me in the family apartment. Valjar is concerned that I seemed to have lost my lust for golf as my vacation drew to a close and she was worried that it might be a symptom of depression. Any depression was far more to do with two uninterrupted weeks with Moose than with my golf handicap. What I need is my ego re-polished.
