Amanda Bynes’ saga of self-destruction has finally made it to Broadway. The former TV star was hit with a felony rap last night after a wild encounter with police in which she hurled a bong from the window of her 34th-floor apartment on West 47th Street near Times Square. The cops were called when her 'super' complained that she was puffing on the pipe in the lobby, law-enforcement sources told The New York Post.
Laughing Conservative
CURRENT EVENTS SPICED WITH HUMOR
5/24/13
The word that dare not speak its name
Was the Woolwich attack because of a protest or was it because of Guys Out For a Walk One Day Decided to Go Kill Some Brits? What difference, at this point, does it make? BRYAN PRESTON asks.
None at all, to the head-in-the-sand (or elsewhere) US media. According to Newsbusters, the US media are bending themselves into pretzels to keep from having to connect two killers who brutally murdered a British soldier while they shouted “Allahu Ackbar!” to Islamism, jihad or anything else that might illuminate their motives.What does a murderous jihadist terrorist have to do to get some recognition for his cause? You hack a British soldier to death in broad daylight on a London street while shouting “Allahu akbar” and then “swear by the almighty Allah” that you’ll never stop fighting, and the U.S. broadcast networks still can’t bring themselves to utter a word about Islam. More
None at all, to the head-in-the-sand (or elsewhere) US media. According to Newsbusters, the US media are bending themselves into pretzels to keep from having to connect two killers who brutally murdered a British soldier while they shouted “Allahu Ackbar!” to Islamism, jihad or anything else that might illuminate their motives.What does a murderous jihadist terrorist have to do to get some recognition for his cause? You hack a British soldier to death in broad daylight on a London street while shouting “Allahu akbar” and then “swear by the almighty Allah” that you’ll never stop fighting, and the U.S. broadcast networks still can’t bring themselves to utter a word about Islam. More
5/23/13
'Impeach!' say American majority
Half of Americans want to see President Obama impeached. That includes a surprising one in four Democrats, according to a recent poll conducted by the public-opinion research and media consulting company Wenzel Strategies. Fritz Wenzel, who conducted the poll, noted,
“Half or nearly half of those surveyed said they believed Obama should be impeached for the trifecta of scandals now consuming Washington.”
“It may be early in the process for members of Congress to start planning for impeachment of Barack Obama, but the American public is building a serious appetite for it."
“Half or nearly half of those surveyed said they believed Obama should be impeached for the trifecta of scandals now consuming Washington.”
“It may be early in the process for members of Congress to start planning for impeachment of Barack Obama, but the American public is building a serious appetite for it."
5/22/13
An honest look at race
Prof. Walter Williams. Professor of Economics at George Mason University. Read it all.
5/21/13
The Unhappiness of Muslims
MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..
SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada ....
They're happy in England ...
They're happy in France .....
They're happy in Italy .........
They're happy in Germany.
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA .
They're happy in Norway ..
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..
SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada ....
They're happy in England ...
They're happy in France .....
They're happy in Italy .........
They're happy in Germany.
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA .
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ....
They're happy in Denmark .
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN
AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN
AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY
Dim Crims: Driven to distraction
A 23-year-old Ohio man is facing a child endangerment charge after allegedly allowing his nine-year-old daughter to drive the family car, a 1998 Honda that the child lost control of after “achieving excessive speed”
and drove into a tree. Jaron McGee was riding shotgun while his child was tooling around last night in the parking lot of Headlands State Park, according to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office.
“However the child lost control of the car after achieving excessive speed, and drove directly into the large tree,” investigators reported. Before deputies arrived, the girl was driven from the scene of the accident by family members, who said she was not injured in the crash. Despite that assurance, investigators were checking on the girl’s welfare.
Fifth Amendment move ratchets up stakes in IRS scandal
The IRS official in charge of the division that scrutinized tax exempt organizations when the agency targeted Republicans will invoke her Fifth amendment right not to incriminate herself if forced to appear as scheduled Wednesday before the House Oversight Committee, writes Keith Koffler at White House Dosssier.
"This ratchets up the scandal for President Obama, make no mistake," says Koffler. "Government officials are now taking the Fifth, like mobsters appearing at the Kefauver hearings. Average Americans are going to be smelling a lot of smoke and wondering intently about the fire. Read More
"This ratchets up the scandal for President Obama, make no mistake," says Koffler. "Government officials are now taking the Fifth, like mobsters appearing at the Kefauver hearings. Average Americans are going to be smelling a lot of smoke and wondering intently about the fire. Read More
The Dung Beetle Award goes to...
The Academy of Dung Beetles' Award is being rolled towards those who are trying to blame the GOP for the Oklahoma tornado which, in turn, they blame on "anthropogenic" global warming. They conveniently ignore the fact that this has been the quietest tornado season on record. Read More
Barack Obama's Diary: Bunsen Burma
Dear Diary: My main duty today-- aside from sticking my fingers into the ever-growing number of leaks in the dikes surrounding my administration -- was to meet with President Thein Sein of Myanmar [formerly Burma]. According to the talking points that I was handed just before welcoming him, Thein is a stranger to democratic principles which should make him feel right at home with several of my czars. He might even get to like some of my dikes. But enough about me.
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