Headless-body man now jobless

The man who created the classic tabloid headline " Headless body in topless bar"  has just retired from the New York Daily Post. In comments after a report on the retirement,  a  Post reader recalls another classic headline, this time in Scotland: "My all-time favorite was a report on a soccer match between Caledonian Thistles and the Celtic Rangers in Scotland: "Super Callie Goes Ballistic; Celtic Are Atrocious."