Could Uncle Omar sue?
An academic writing in the NYT has suggested that homely people could sue for discrimination. Could this be why President Obama's somewhat aesthetically-challenged "Uncle Omar" [right] has not had his long-standing deportation order enforced? Surely not.
In other news, the LC has been advised by his lawyers, Bigbuks & Greede, not to pursue a case, since the LC is such a handsome old geezer that he hasn't a snowball's chance in hell of winning.