Hurricane Irene devastates LC estate

Hurricane Irene ripped mercilessly through the LC's estate disturbing some leaves and sending  several small  twigs plunging to the ground. The LC and his family crouched, frozen with fear, inside Chateau LC as winds gusting up to a terrifying 5mph. ruffled the tails and manes of the horses outside. Thank God President Obama took charge of the Hurricane control center and single-handedly averted the greatest single catastrophe in the history of mankind.