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Thanks to aid from a team of Kyrgyzstani hackers, the Laughing Conservative brings you the draft teleprompter script for Thursday's Greatest Presidential Speech Ever:
"My fellow Americans, [smile] after several weeks of careful consideration I have designed an innovative plan to increase employment growth in our great country [pause] I will begin this process by immediately appointing 100 federal planning committees, who will begin planning 50 sub-committees, one for each state, that will, in their turn, begin planning for 100 planning sub-sub-committees that will plan -- in their turn -- how to plan for planning committees in every county in the country. That will immediately provide jobs for upward of half a million people. I will keep you informed of further planning about planning in the months ahead and of how I will be planning to further restore the economic graveyard I inherited from the previous Administration, so America can take its place again as that Shining City on the Hill . Let us, therefore go forward together and make plans for the glorious job-filled future that I have planned. Thank you all. [pause] And God Bless America!
