A reader sent this:
"My daughter just walked in and said "Dad, cancel my allowance, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out, take my iPhone, and my laptop. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She said: "Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's reelection campaign."
(This is why the LC feels so blessed that his daughters share his political views.)