A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets in and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he's staring. He says :"I have a question but I don't want to offend you." She answers: "My son, when you have been a nun as long as I have, there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy about a nun kissing me."
She responds: "We'll see about that, but you have to be single and you must be Catholic."
The cabbie says: "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun gives him a long and passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts weeping.
"Why are you crying?" the nun asks.
"Forgive me, sister, but I lied. I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says: "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy about a nun kissing me."
She responds: "We'll see about that, but you have to be single and you must be Catholic."
The cabbie says: "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun gives him a long and passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts weeping.
"Why are you crying?" the nun asks.
"Forgive me, sister, but I lied. I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says: "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
