A blonde goes into a doctor's office, hoping to sue Herman Cain. She tells the doctor, her body hurts wherever she touches it.
'"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The blonde takes her finger, pushes on her left shoulder and screams, then pushes her elbow and screams. She pushes her knee and screams, then her thigh and screams.
The doctor sighs, and says: "Your finger's broken."
'"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The blonde takes her finger, pushes on her left shoulder and screams, then pushes her elbow and screams. She pushes her knee and screams, then her thigh and screams.
The doctor sighs, and says: "Your finger's broken."
