12/28/11

Cabbie: Our Advice Columnist

Dear Cabbie: We're  going on vacation to Hawaii with the kids and everyone is complaining about the cost to taxpayers. It's only $4 million dollars. --Puzzled,  Washington D.C


Dear Puzzled:  $4million?  Ya gotta be kiddin' me. Dat's like every man, woman and child in New York City handing over 50c in taxes. You think ordinary folk are gonna be happy wid dat?  Fuggedaboudit, lady.   Hey,  wait...you call 50c a tip?  I need at least a goddam buck. You gotta problem widdat?  I got taxes to support. -- Cabbie