Dear Diary : The laptop that I keep near the bedroom to record these nightly insights into my immortal presidency [for the many admiring biographers in the future] has been hacked and each night's entry is appearing in a blog called Laughing Conservative. I asked Janet Napolitano about this, since DHS are handling blog surveillance. She says the problem is that her field agents are mostly ex-TSA airport personnel -- in other words, about as subtle as an ovulating rhino.
Two of her agents tried to sneak onto this Laughing Conservative guy's property and they fled with two angry terriers hanging from their family jewels. I suggested to Incompetano [the nickname makes me laugh, but she doesn't see the joke] that we should let the diary leak anyway, since people already assume it's fiction. The double-bluff is pure genius, even if I say so myself [and I do.]
Now, Where was I ? Oh yeah... those dag-gone bloggers. Val Jarrett says I must practice using "dag-gone" to prepare for my campaign tours ["dag-gone," she says , "is a polite way to swear in fly-over country" . Whatever would I do without her?]. Well, I'm too dag-gone tired to continue now. Marvin has set up my schedule to include a few holes after tomorrow's early briefing. Yet, people say I'm taking life too easy ...Sigh. And so to dag-gone bed.
Two of her agents tried to sneak onto this Laughing Conservative guy's property and they fled with two angry terriers hanging from their family jewels. I suggested to Incompetano [the nickname makes me laugh, but she doesn't see the joke] that we should let the diary leak anyway, since people already assume it's fiction. The double-bluff is pure genius, even if I say so myself [and I do.]
Now, Where was I ? Oh yeah... those dag-gone bloggers. Val Jarrett says I must practice using "dag-gone" to prepare for my campaign tours ["dag-gone," she says , "is a polite way to swear in fly-over country" . Whatever would I do without her?]. Well, I'm too dag-gone tired to continue now. Marvin has set up my schedule to include a few holes after tomorrow's early briefing. Yet, people say I'm taking life too easy ...Sigh. And so to dag-gone bed.
