Cabbie: Our Advice Columnist

Dear Cabbie:  Some people say that I'm an angry black woman. Those f&*+* people make me so mad, I could spit. --M.O., Washington, D.C.


Dear M.O:  Don't spit in my cab, lady. You got in  here and told me to hurry up before you even shut the  goddam  door. This is not DC -- there's  traffic in this city.  You gotta problem with that?  Hurry in New York?   Fuggedaboudit.  Face  the fact, lady, you're  an angry person.  Shaddup and get over it.  And don't  forget the tip.-- Cabbie