Following a recent apology by a lawmaker for accidentally forwarding a 'Yo Mama' joke to a colleague, the Laughing Conservative wishes to make it absolutely clear that the following one-liner has absolutely no connection with any person living or dead. Most particularly, Michelle Obama.
"Yo mama' s so big, when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."
"Yo mama' s so big, when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."