Dear Cabby: I'm still absolutely and completely the best hope for the Republicans to defeat Obama. I've even fired some of my campaign staff to stretch my budget and stay in the race. If you pay me $50 I will pose with you for a photograph outside of Tiffany's. -- Newt G.
Dear Newt G.: You gotta be kiddin' me, right? Fuggedaboudit. You'll pay the goddam fare to Tiffany's or I'll drop you and your blonde at the nearest Precinct House and they'll take your mugshot for free. You gotta problem widdat? --Cabby