Dear Mitt R: I've been away from work for a couple weeks after workin' three shifts a day to pay da bills. Whatcha gonna do? Dat Obama guy's killin' me. I heard on da radio dat he missed a cue in California last night because he's "tired". "Tired" is what you feel after 20 hours drivin' a frikkin' cab in Manhattan. Whadda goddam douche da guy is. Why don't you kick him in da economics... dat's where he's really pathetic. You godda a problem widdat? I need to work three shifts day just to try and keep up wid da middle-classes. I hate da skinny little jug-eared turd who pretends to be on our side. Help from him? Not unless you wanna marry a goddam fudge-packer. Fuggedaboudit. Here we are at Park and 56th, outside Truman's da hairdresser. Tanks for da tip. Be seein' ya.-- Cabby
