The Academy of Dungbeetles has never rolled an award towards the President of the United States, out of respect for the office of President. But Barack Obama's unseemly use of Seal Team Six as ammunition for his re-election and his simultaneous suggestion that Mitt Romney would not have ordered the attack is "despicable" even in the view of the very liberal Arianna Huffington. The Academy has reached the inescapable conclusion that this week's award should go to Barack Hussein Obama.