Dear Diary: I returned from Mexico after Putin Vlad in his place (putting / Putin, geddit?) to find 'Cup' Holder had run out of options and was completely cornered by the House panel. We immediately switched to Plan B -- which required me to invoke Executive Privilege. Darrell Issa and the other ravening GOPers, having smelled blood, are not going to be easily deterred. Dudes seem to think I knew about F&F from the start. Totally illogical. How could I know about something I didn't know about? Even if I did? The crude reasoning of ordinary minds is difficult for a refined intellect like mine to follow.
Long-story-short, Team Issa are determined to provoke a constitutional crisis. Bring it on, dudes. I'm a brilliant Harvard constitutional scholar, and Chicago community organizer, so don't mess with me.
That aside, it's good to be back home and I'm ready to slide into the familiar Presidepedic alongside Michelle.
Oh, I forgot to mention, when Marv my trip director was unpacking my bags from Los Cabos he found a tablespoon of stale, crushed Russian caviar inside Boo-boo, my blankey, with a note saying "Wussie!" That goddam Putin again. Marv has put my emergency blankey, Boo-boo-Two under my pillow while Boo-boo is laundered. Barry luv Boo-boo-Two as much as Boo-boo and --unlike Issa and Putin-- both Boo-boos respect my dignity...um-num-num-um...zzzzz..
Long-story-short, Team Issa are determined to provoke a constitutional crisis. Bring it on, dudes. I'm a brilliant Harvard constitutional scholar, and Chicago community organizer, so don't mess with me.
That aside, it's good to be back home and I'm ready to slide into the familiar Presidepedic alongside Michelle.
Oh, I forgot to mention, when Marv my trip director was unpacking my bags from Los Cabos he found a tablespoon of stale, crushed Russian caviar inside Boo-boo, my blankey, with a note saying "Wussie!" That goddam Putin again. Marv has put my emergency blankey, Boo-boo-Two under my pillow while Boo-boo is laundered. Barry luv Boo-boo-Two as much as Boo-boo and --unlike Issa and Putin-- both Boo-boos respect my dignity...um-num-num-um...zzzzz..
