Where ya goin'? Grand Central? OK. Traffic's terrible but whatya-gonna-do? How 'bout Romney gettin' blown off course by Hurricane Isaac? Is he for real? I read in da Post dat he once saved da Winter Olympics but now he can't save a convention from a bit of wind. But den ya got Obama who can't organize a piss-up in a brewery, as da Brits say. Fifteen trillion bucks in stimulus and I still have to work double shifts to pay da rent and meantime da roads in Manhattan is still fulla potholes. Where's da jobs? Obama's full of it. If I saw him hailing me from da sidewalk, fuggedaboudit I wouldn't pick him up. His type don't tip. And how 'bout dem Yankees?