9/1/12

Barack Obama's Diary: Bibi calls again

Dear Diary: Bibi called again on the iPresidentophone and began raging at my lack of response to the Iran threat. I repeated patiently what I have told him before: that I have successfully created " a consensus of approbation directed at Iran”  He replied: "In other words, you mealy-mouthed putz, you've done  f...[static] ...all." For a moment I thought he had used a rude word, but it must  have been the noisy line. He wouldn't dare address my majestic self in such a manner. Only Potty-mouth Biden uses words like that.