Dear Diary: The US ambassador to Libya suffocated to death last night, apparently during a RPG attack on his car. In a Rose Garden statement I strongly condemned what I called this "outrageous" attack. That should intimidate the Isamist extremists. I'm busier than ever today and taking Taxpayer One to Las Vegas this afternoon to continue my campaign in Nevada and Colorado. Some are saying 'But what about the threat of World War 3?' Well, what about it? I have my priorities to attend to.
