10/18/12

Barack Obama's Diary: Busy me

 Dictated aboard Air Force One en route from New Hampshire to New York. 
Dear Diary:  Let me be clear: This is a day in which both Taxpayer One and yours Presidentially  are getting a major workout. I left for New Hampshire  at  err...daybreak,  landed in Manchester and then addressed an adoring campaign crowd. Now, I'm flying  back to the Small Slurpee for the really important business of the day: recording an appearance on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. After I have dazzled the ...er... audience with my razor-sharp wit and perspicacity on the issues of the day, I will  be whisked to another event at the uh... Waldorf Astoria, finally returning to DC around midnight. Phew!