Barack Obama's Diary: How to lead

"This way, Governor"
Dear Diary: My second day of demonstrating  decisive Leadership and good presidential optics. This time I am going to Atlantic City to tour the damage with Governor Chris Christie. Sharing a narrow back seat with Christie  ain't gonna be fun. The good news is that I get to look Presidential, while Mittman is left to twist in the wind, absorbing media mockery for  his attempts to organize cans of food for the huddled masses. While, with a wave of my imperial hand, billions of dollars appear on command, after I get permission from China.