10/24/12

Barack Obama's Diary

Who am I? Where am I? Hello Denver! Hello Vegas! Hello Davenport! I have an insane schedule today, and-- to twist the knife --some right-wing blogs are mocking the choice of Dolittle Park, Las Vegas, as one of my campaign venues. Dolittle? How do they think I've fitted in 100+ rounds of golf in four years? The truly significant part of the day comes at 6.30pm PST when I record an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show in Burbank, where I can confidently expect an adoring audience, some softball questions,  I can flash my adorable man-candy smile and send a few zingers Mittman's way while he can't answer back. Life is good.