Dear Diary:It's here! My Day of Victory, of Vindication, of sticking it to Romney. Nyaah,nyaah, Mormonic monster. I am king of the World. Let me be perfectly clear: Tonight, with my inevitable landslide victory, I am making history as the greatest, most popular, most intellectually gifted president ever, and modest, too. What's not to like? Early today I was briefly disconcerted when I overheard Michelle on the phone checking progress on our new Hawaiian mansion. Was she losing faith? Silly me--of course not. She is obviously already settling details of our first second-term vacation. Mmmmm...golf! I'm doing a few satellite interviews today, but otherwise taking it easy before the great celebration.