Barack Obama's Diary: Nyaah! Nyaah!

Dear Diary:It's here! My Day of Victory, of Vindication, of sticking it to Romney. Nyaah, nyaah, Mormonic monster. I am king of the World.  Let me be perfectly clear: Tonight, with my inevitable landslide  victory, I am making history as the greatest, most popular, most intellectually gifted president ever, and modest, too. What's not to like?  Early today I was briefly disconcerted when  I overheard Michelle on the phone checking progress on our new Hawaiian mansion.  Was she losing faith? Silly me--of course not. She is obviously already settling  details of our first second-term vacation. Mmmmm...golf!  I'm doing a few satellite interviews  today, but otherwise taking it easy before the great celebration.