Barack Obama's Diary: Tee time

Dear Diary: After the Asia trip and all that campaigning, it's good to be back in DC doing what really matters: playing a  round of golf. Today I was motorcaded  to Andrews  with my aide Marv and his brother, Walter, both of whom -- as is usually the case with those who golf with me -- were in awe of my skill. As usual, I made a few calls during the game so that I looked doubly awesome, leading the world while lining up a putt. I am jealous of President  Morsi of Egypt who has seized  vastly greater power by declaring himself free of judicial oversight. Imagine how quickly I could continue to transform this country, if I could issue a decree declaring myself no longer beholden to  the Supreme Court or the Constitution. Hmmm...