Barack Obama's Diary: All hail the Obamamobile

Aaah...golf! Today I was able to play my first round since August. It was at Andrews with some of the usual aides, including marvelous Marv Nicholson, my trip director. I played a brilliant game, as usual. What an unusually broad range of talents I have, modesty being a major one.  Let me be clear: I am  making the most of a weekend without pressure before continuing  the formidable work of transforming America into a socialist nation. Obamafone, , Obamacare, Obama farms, Obamamobiles, ExxonObama, Obama Airlines. So many enterprises, so little time. There can be only One and I am He.