11/7/12

Barack Obama's Diary: Volume Two

Dear Diary:  Let me be clear: I am beginning this new volume of my dictated diary to mark the start of my second term:  Dudes, I did it! As I expected the  uh...nation could not resist my uh... combination of charm, intellect and transparency. With the election out of the way, I was able to phone Vladimir today and offer to assume whatever  flexible position he requires. Michelle already has her staff compiling a list of vacation destinations fit for a queen. I have told Biden to take an immediate vacation. Fatigue is the only rational explanation for his recent  uh...gaffes.