Dear Diary: Poor Boehner, I think he was secretly hoping that the Mayans were correct about today, after his 'Plan B' bit him in the butt last night. As I look forward to my vacation break in Oahu, he looks forward to a possible permanent break from his role as Speaker. That's the good news. The bad news is that I've had to nominate John Kerry as Secretary of State. The endless bloviating by Kerry and Biden will turn Cabinet meetings into intolerable, endless, nightmares. I take some comfort from the fact that Hillary 'Concussed' Clinton will no longer be there, fixing me with her carnivorous eyes.