1/24/13

A welfare state of mind

From the Interwebs:
I just received my tax return back from the IRS.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
They said this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
[Thanks SJVW]