Dear Diary: It's Vogue Day at the White House today with the cameras already set up. My appointment book is clear so that I'm available to provide eye candy for the ladies. This exercise is quidproquo for Vogue editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour's tireless election fundraising for me. It's been a rough week, with Chuck Hagel stumbling through his Senate confirmation hearing-- awkwaard. Hillary has retreated to her covern in Chappaqua, New York, to hatch plans for her 2016 run. I am left behind to initiate Kerry in the ways of this administration-- which is essentially to say 'yes' to anything I, in my infinite wisdom, decree.