Dear Diary: The discovery of the English King Richard III's remains beneath a parking lot has had me thinking about my own legacy. Will my remains be found beneath the parking lot of my Presidential library? Will Chicago even be there? I myself of course will not be forgotten, having survived half a millennium in the memories of citizens of the United Socialist Muslim Republic who will forever revere me for bringing the joys of redistribution, the sport of Bamaball and my creation of the national anthem "Oh say can you see, to Obamas's delight, / That you didn't build that, it was all of we."/