Barack Obama's Diary: Salaam dudes

Dear Diary: I'm ticked off today.  I was just beginning to think I had gotten away with  Chuck Hagel as Defense Secretary and  Brennan to lead the CIA, then the daggone right-wing blogosphere started uncovering Islamic connections with both men. Brennan  supposedly converted to Islam while in Saudi Arabia. And Hagel apparently had a little funding from some obviously-innocent group of philanthropists named "Friends of Hamas," or some such, whose mission -- Hagel insists-- is only to supply toy camels to Israeli tots. Bibi Netanyahu claims the camels' humps are usually filled with C4 explosive and shrapnel. Typical Bibi paranoia.  Aargh! It's time to authorize a drone strike, to release my pent-up aggression.