3/19/13

Barack Obama's Diary: Meeting Enda

Dear Diary: Bejabers and begorrah, I'm off to Capital Hill for a St Patrick's Day lunch with me old pal,  Taoiseach Kenny of Ireland. "Top of the mornin' to ya, Edna" I said. A State Department  aide tried to whisper something in my ear.  I waved the underling  away: "Don't interrupt," I admonished him.  "Can't you see I'm talking to Edna?" That's just it sir,"  he hissed. "It's Enda not Edna"  Awkwaard... I immediately burst into song  to distract Edna  Enda. "With a shillelagh  under me arm and a twinkle in me eye, I'll be off to Tipperary in the morning."  Enda was impressed.
 I'm flying to Tel Aviv tonight and I expect Bibi to be  similarly impressed with my rendition of "Hava nagila." But enough about me.