Dear Diary. I have had a brilliant idea for pumping up my sagging popularity: I will become a rapper. Being a better rapper than JZ and his ilk, I have come up with this little ditty of my own:
My name is Barry O and I'm da president
And I'm da very coolest DC resident.
I'm the dude that had to borrow 16 trillion from
Red China
and now we gotta repay
every damn last cent
Chorus: My name is Barry O and I'm da president
and I'm da very coolest DC resident.
My name is Barry O and are you guys aware
that I'm the one who invented ObamaCare?
Chorus: My name is Barry O and I'm da president
and I'm da very coolest DC resident.
My name is Barry O and I'm da president
And I'm da very coolest DC resident.
I'm the dude that had to borrow 16 trillion from
Red China
and now we gotta repay
every damn last cent
Chorus: My name is Barry O and I'm da president
and I'm da very coolest DC resident.
My name is Barry O and are you guys aware
that I'm the one who invented ObamaCare?
Chorus: My name is Barry O and I'm da president
and I'm da very coolest DC resident.
.. and so on...Pretty good, huh?
