Dear Diary: We're wheeling out Airforce One from its hangar today to travel to Phoenix and then onward to LA and a recording of Jay Leno's Tonight Show. I am wary of Leno, he's quite capable of throwing some curve balls. As a precaution I have added another verse to my rap song so I can divert attention from any awkward questions, just as we used rumors of an imminent al-Qaeda attack to draw attention away from Benghazi and NSA.
Chorus: My name is Barry O and I'm the President,
and I'm the coolest DC resident.
Conservatives like Limbaugh want to give me the push,
But everything that's wrong is the fault of George Bush
Chorus: My name is Barry O and I'm the President,
and I'm the coolest DC resident.
Chorus: My name is Barry O and I'm the President,
and I'm the coolest DC resident.
Conservatives like Limbaugh want to give me the push,
But everything that's wrong is the fault of George Bush
Chorus: My name is Barry O and I'm the President,
and I'm the coolest DC resident.
