Paula Asher of Kentucky received a DUI for driving under the influence of alcohol and hitting a car, according to ABC News. “My dumb a** got a DUI and hit a car LOL.” she posted on Facebook. But when the people who were in the car that she hit saw her post, they told Woodford County Judge Mary Jane Phelps about it at a court hearing, and the judge ordered Asher to shut down her Facebook page. But she ignored the order, and served two days' jail for contempt.