9/1/13: Patient is agitated again-- this time he's obsessed with a Walrus in Vladivostok. His consumption of cannabis sativa has gotten completely out of hand. A 'walrus in Vladivostok' is a pretty wild concept, even for a long-time stoner. It's probably something Putin has planted in Patient's head. I think enough time has now elapsed since Patient's last course of minor tranquilizer to allow another week's prescription of Ativan without inviting addiction. Ativan with weed will have multiplier effect, so I had to come up with a cunning means of keeping patient off weed. I told him: "By the way, the Secret Service have been training Bo and Sunny as drug-sniffing dogs." Patient stared at me, wild-eyed and mute. Then he spoke: "Bastards," he said. ---Dictated by S.H. Rink, MD.