Patient sat on his ivory throne and sobbed. "What am I going to do, Doctor? I have pre-taped interviews for all the major networks for tonight. And now Putin is going to make me look like a fool." [I refrained from telling the moron that he had accomplished that on his own] " Bastard! Putin, you Bastard! Patient repeated. He called Valerie Jarrett to ask her what to do. I took the opportunity to slip away.---Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.