"Obamavitch have I got a deal for you! We have a system that will complement your American GPS system and all we need for it are a few small listening-- cough... I mean relay stations, on the American mainland In return for that I am offering you use of our OGRE supercomputer to run your "ObamaCare".
"SoetoroCare, Vlad." I sniffed.
"Whatever, Obamavitch" said Putin. I expressed great interest in OGRE and promised to follow up.
But enough about me.