Dim Crims: Congratulations! It's a joint

David Bastin brought his girlfriend to the Martin Memorial Medical Center in Stuart, Florida on February 4, so she could give birth to the couple’s baby.
Nervous about the responsibilities associated with becoming a new father, Bastin reportedly sought the support of his trusty vaporizer and began smoking some weed in the room where his girlfriend was laboring to bring a child into the world. A nurse working on the infant wing, one that had apparently been to her fair share of rock concerts, caught a whiff of the pot and alerted police.
Unsympathetic to the fact that Bastin was just a short time away from welcoming the arrival of his new child, officers placed him under arrest, charging him with marijuana possession under 20 grams and possession of drug paraphernalia. Bastin was reportedly held on a $1,500 bond and released from jail the following day. Rumor has it that dad and his new baby were released into society around the same time. [Source]