Progress Notes: Patient 540463, OBAMA, Barack, H.

2/10/14: Is is not unusual for  someone such as myself to feel embarrassment on behalf of a patient.  But this patient is straining the limits of my tolerance.   He has somehow convinced himself that he is fluent in French and in the brief course of the visit of the French President Francois Hollande,  patient has unknowingly said "sh*t" to him several times  and " Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?" which means "Would you like to sleep with me?" rather than "would you like to sit next to me?" which was what patient intended.   Even the thought of these gaffes makes me cringe.---Dictated by S.H. Rink M.D.