A gentle Poem from Australia

Our Australian contributor BH says Australians are blessed  with an abundant wealth of talented story tellers through whom future generations can learn of their history and 21st century lifestyle.
Here is a classic example:

 A Poem about Tomatoes
I know a Muslim whose name is Harim,
I really love throwing tomatoes at him,
Tomatoes are soft and don't hurt a man,
But these f*ckers do, because they're still in the can