Dim Crims: Suspect found in tree says he's an owl

An alleged drunken driver arrested while hiding 30 feet up a tree Friday on Interstate 290 “rambled on about being an owl” when confronted, police wrote in court documents.
Troy A. Prockett, 37, of Hudson, Mass. was arraigned Monday on a slew of charges -- including third-offense drunken driving -- after town firefighters used a bucket truck to lift a cop 30 feet into a tree to arrest him [Source]     [BJS]