Barack Obama's Diary: Breakfast with a cereal killer

Dear Diary: Am I never to have an undisturbed breakfast  again? No sooner had I put mouth to wholewheat Honeynut Cheerios when my iPresidentophone burst into a rousing rendition of Hava Nagila. 
"Good morning Netanyahu" I said, for it was he.
"Pay attention, Big Ears, he replied.: "I will not be repeating myself:  Don't you ever second-guess me on Hamas again, understood?" I did not reply, but made a throat-clearing noise that could be interpreted in any way a listener wished. And it bought me some time to fake a signal drop-out. Word to the wise: Always disconnect while YOU are talking, then the other party will not suspect you of breaking the connection. Enough about me.