Dear Diary: I'm at my remarkable best when I'm multitasking. ISOLA, one moment, Ebisis the next. Nothing is beyond my mental compass. I'm sending 3000 troops and a field hospital to Syria to combat Ebisol, while bombing anything that moves in Iraq. Yet I retain mental mental acuity with copious inhalations of Blueberry Yum-Yum. History will see me as a colossus bestriding the World. But enough about me.
