Looney Libs make 5-year-old sign gun violence contract

The Academy of Dung Beetles has rolled the  Dung Beetles' Award towards  officials of the Mobile County Public school who made a 5-year-old sign a contract that she wouldn't kill herself, or others. The girl's mother said: “They told me she drew something that resembled a gun. According to them she pointed a crayon at another student and said ‘pew pew'.