Barack Obama's Diary: My dazzling deal with Iran

Dear Diary: I am finding it increasingly vexatious the way others, like the Clintons, seem to attract media attention like flypaper attracts flies. I think it may be time to allow someone like Andrea Mitchell to 'accidentally' overhear some of my breakfast phone-calls from high-profile individuals like Bibi, Vlad, al-Baghdadi and Iran's Ayatolla  with whom I often exchange views over my Honeynut Cheerios. All of which reminds me that I must tell Valjar that I promised Bibi some more F35s and bunker-busters to stop him from  kvetching about my dazzling nuclear deal  with Iran.