Joke of the Day

 Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Is that Trump and Cruz  over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?' Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.' The guy protests: 'A blonde with a big tits? Why kill her?
"See," said  Trump. "no-one gives a crap about 140 million Muslims...."