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These are the voyages of Airforce One

 Captain's Log 1/4/016---- Our Mission : To boldly go where Nobama has gone before.... No sooner had we collected Valerie Jarrett from Oahu, than she led the cabin crew in a painstaking hunt for any traces of shatter - a brittle marijuana-based membrane which is the passenger-in-chief's new drug of choice.