Laughing Conservative

4/21/12

'If I wanted America to fail...'

A powerful video that says it all.
[h/t Adrienne]

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary: A better day. The dog-eating hysteria has died to a whimper. Same goes for the Secret Service debacle. Great weather in DC this morning so Me, Biden, Mike Brush and Marvelous Marv motorcaded to Andrews for golf. I played my usual immaculate game, taking calls between holes to keep up with events. It's no surprise that my czars are awed by my ability to multitask. Today, I put a digital recorder in my shirt pocket to record a sample of dialog for myriad biographies that will be written about my incomparable, shining presidency. "OK, give a me five iron. Yeah, Leon, it's OK to use a drone to take out al-Assad... hold for a second...Janet, you want to fire Director Sullivan for the Cartagena screw-up? No, first let's wait to see what dirt he's got on all of us, Joe in particular. I'll have the putter now... hey, Joe, what the heck! How did your ball get a foot nearer the hole... Leon are you still there? I've got no problem with stepping up drone attacks in Yemen...Fore!"
Yes, my nimble multitasking is breathtaking to hear, though I say so myself...and I do. I guess it's that time again, close the laptop, say a brief prayer to myself and join Michelle who is still awake, reading. And so to bed and the restorative touch of Boo-boo, my blankey who love Barry, um-num-num-um...

The Dung Beetle Award goes to...

"Occupy this, academia nuts"

The Academy of Dung Beetles' Award is being rolled towards a group of US professors attending an 'Occupy' conference in Tehran, Iran. See these fine patriots here.

4/20/12

Cartoon: Rick McKee

[The Augusta Chronicle]

Hookers downgrade US credit

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Days after Secret Service agents shortchanged a group of prostitutes in Colombia, the international trade group representing hookers downgraded the United States’ credit rating from AAA to B. Read it all.
[Thanks BJS]

The War on Terrier

Free Republic has these delightful additions to the dog meme

The deadly serious side of eating dog

Who Obama is and why he thinks as he does. Read it all at Bob Belvedere's The Camp of the Saints here.

Welcome

Welcome, Legal Insurrection readers!

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary: My tolerance for endless jokes about my eating dogs is wearing very thin. It rips me inside to see my exalted self mocked by bottom-feeding bloggers, MSM hacks and other primordial creatures. A sample:
Q: What does Obama call a mutt?
A: Trail mix.
Marv my marvelous body guy usually notices when I'm down and suggests shooting some hoops. He's always careful to lose against me which restores my self-esteem.The Secret Service debacle rages on. I'm not sure how long we can shield Director Sullivan before throwing him under the campaign bus that's ready in the driveway (not idling, of course)

Well...it's been a long and tiring day, Marv has laid Boo-boo, my blankey, under my pillow so I can rub my cheek with the satin edging after wake in a sweat from my recurring nightmare of Romney measuring the Oval Office for drapes. Boo-boo... um-num-num, always making Barry feel better. Michelle is calling me. After a quick prayer to myself, I will close the lap top. And so bed.

4/19/12

Bumper to Bumper

This is the official new Democrat bumper sticker. For conservatives we suggest: NOT A DOOFUS.

Barack... slip sliding away

"Ridicule is the most potent political weapon. Obama is rapidly looking less and less like a President and more and more like an inept pol who’s also something of a doofus. Romney looks like a President, he acts and talks like a President; Obama was always surrounded by a rock star aura...Obama will always have his groupies, but his hold on the Oval Office is slipping away." Read more at The Virginian